Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cuz based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s totally fuckin’ done.

Irrelevant and hated by all men for ruining herself with that whole hole in condom trick that brought her a kid that will never let her man Cash Warren leave her….

Remember, with irrelevance comes sex tapes….not that you want to see the mangled mom pussy, but I know I do….for reasons deeper than seeing a mangled mom pussy….and those reasons are that she had a no-nudity clause and I need to be reminded that when push comes to shove, all women are whores….even mothers trying to get noticed again….

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