I wonder if bikini models only pose when they are on their periods and their tits are swollen. Is this something that the client factors into booking a shoot? If so what happens if the bitch isn’t regular, you know from not eating enough throughout the month to fit into the required clothing, leaving her depleted of enough nutrients to let her pussy bleed for a week….and I guess it doesn’t matter….It would just make for a messy pile of panties at the end of the shoot…a pile of panties I’d want to bury my face in…only because I know she left South Africa when she was still a virgin…unless she taken advantage at 15 by one of her father’s farm aids….who had AIDS….cuz that’s kinda the South African way….

Speaking of AIDS, announcing on a girl you want to fuck’s facebook that my ex’s biggest complain about me would be that I like surprises because I didn’t tell her my AIDS before unprotected sex….is not a good way to get a bitch to send you nudes…even if you pull the make a wish foundation angle…like that her nudes would be doing me a service…or the whole “it was just a joke” angle…It’s what I call digging a sexting grave.

Here are some pics of Sexy Sexy Hubba Bubba Candice Swanpoel in lingerie cuz shit’s better than decent…

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