I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

28

Jul

I am – Mary Kate and Ashley Olson

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Getting a hooker to fuck you for free is easy, you just need to play on her insecurities and manipulate the shit out of her, I am not talking about manually manipulating the shit out of her, only because whores don’t shit, they are too constipated from all the drug use. Mary Kate and Ashley may not be whores, but they definitely don’t shit. Probably not because of drug use, but because they don’t eat. There is nothing wrong with a skinny girl.

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