I still don’t know who Minka Kelly is, but I did just google her and found out that her mom was a stripper who got knocked up by an Aerosmith guitarist, had her and raised as a single stripper mother, who I can only assume spent her life looking for another rockstar to knock her up, but wh only this time, who will answer her calls, or maybe sweep her off her stripper feet into the life of rockstar luxury….Groupies are hilarious, especially when they are strippers, who bring the baby to life instead of aborting them like all the other pregnancies, knowing there is hope dude will come back after the one night stand to save them….in some kind of fantasy that only strippers have…..and that makes her amazing….

Here she is walking around in sweatpants like a college girl late for class and as far as I’m concerned, her 30 year old ass is looking alright….

Here are her short overrated legs from some new Charlies Angels movie since Hollywood has no more ideas but figure the rest of the cast are in there late 40s and there’s nothing hot about the den mother,if anything, she’s a fucking downer….

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