I do a thing here called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly watch, it stemmed from her winning some hottest girl of the year award, and my immediate need to educate the youth that media lied to them, that this award was paid for, and that she is in no way the hottest anything, except maybe fuck, cuz ugly girls put in a lot of effort, but usually not after they’ve won hottest girl awards, it distorts their insecurities….

I stopped doing the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because along with the rest of the world, I totally forgot about Ashley Tisdale’s existance, sure there would be pics of her Ugly face leaving the gym, I guess prepping to get naked in Allure cuz she knew someone there who convinced the editors to bring her on, and this is the result….her ass naked, photoshopped and in magazine….because if she took a lesson from the Hudgens nude strategy, which was a lot of headaches for the equal amount of publicity and far less hairy pussy lip exposed…not that it matters.

Here’s Tisdale, looking better than ever, cuz I don’t have to focus on that sour face with a botched nose job…and can focus on what is important, an ass crack, a cheesy tattoo, some feet and some titty from the back side….if you know what I mean…

Remember it’s best to ignore these pics, cuz that’ll make her try harder next time….this is the dipping her toe into the naked shit to see if it is for her…cuz thankfully Disney girls are all the fucking same…

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