I saw some sleazy muscle man near my house trying to pick up a really hot girl walking by him earlier today. I was impressed that I actually left the house for a change. Anyway, this muscle man was like “hey baby come here, I’ll buy you lunch, kind of thing” and she walked off looking like she just got raped. Always a sexy look for a woman. Ten minutes later, I am walking by the patio and the same dude is giving the table next to him pamphlets on how to be a good christian. I think it was called “The Enlightened Life” or some shit. Either way, the guys he’s pitching his religious documents on were all shocked considering the way he tried to seduce the hot bitch.
I started a Myspace Group – I want 1,000,000 Members – I expect 10. This Is The Group Address http://groups.myspace.com/drunkenstepfather. I am not sure how you find it cuz that link keeps buggin out, but I have faith that you will find it because you care that much.
Either way, these are my links of the day, that’s the story I heard. Love Jesus.
X-Tina Rockin’ A Tight Upskirt for the Fans GO
Here are 5 Free Things From Dream Magazine GO
The Cobrasnake Did Lollapalooza Like a Good Hipster GO
The Cobrasnake Also Did a Lollapalooza Pre-Party Like a Good Hipster GO
Some Old Britney Rehearsing her Dance Moves GO
The Real vs. Fake Mariah Carey GO
This is Called Robot Liquid Dancing and it’s Freaking Me Out GO
Dirty Sluts Actin’ Like Sluts on the Beach GO
Morning Booty Dance Cuz When You’re Black That’s What You Do GO
Stepfather Approved Photo of the Day GO
Stepfather 18 Year Old Hipster of the Day GO
A little Paz Vega Handjob Action GO
A Spank Scene from One of those Porno Type Movies GO
Her Name is Peach and She is Naked GO
A Collection of Funny Random Web Pics GO
Jessica Simpson and her Black Dress GO
Ashlee Simpson’s Tight Upskirt from Last Week GO
Collection of FAT Amateur Asses from Brazil GO
A Little Lohan on a Bicycle GO
A little Britney Spears Preggers GO
A Little Weird Fucking Condom on Head Picture GO
A little Real Media Stream of Dave Navaro’s New Band “Panic House” GO
You Getting Laid Pays for My Servers GO
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