I never found Uma Thurman hot…that was not until today….I guess she go some good botox, make-up artist, photographer, slimming pants, I don’t fucking know, I just know that her white dress that would suck to get her period in, provided she still gets her period, and isn’t too old to get her period, makes me ignore her manly hands and hard face that I’ve never seemed to get over all these years in trying to figure out why Tarantino was hard for her and put her in all her movies….until just coming to the conclusion that film nerds, even rich and successful onces people consider a genius, are still fucking nerds and get happy when all girls, even average at best with man hands answer their calls. True story.

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