There is a funny thing about being famous for nothing….and that is that the bitches who are famous for nothing aren’t money motivated…they strictly do it for attention, to get noticed and the hope that one day it’ll all work out and they will actually get a paying job or at least a very rich boyfriend who wants to fuck them after seeing them in the magazines you know to finally achieve that bottom feeding level of significance so that they can say to themselves that they’ve finally made it…or some shit….and that addiction to wanting to make it, wanting to be famous, and wanting people to remember them leads to great things like staged bikini BBQ pictures that are so ridiculous they’re almost fucking comical…but the half naked factor almost makes it like low grade porn…and that works for me…and apparently it also works for Kristin Cavallari cuz people like looking at girls in bikinis…it is just that simple.

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