Here are some pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt proving that if you are dumpy but not totally obese, the right straps, harnesses and bandages, spanx and tightness in a dress can squeeze you out to look big round assed and fat tittied….with a flat stomach….a trick Kim Kardashian’s been doing for years….making me think she’s going to start dating black dudes…and if we’re lucky she’ll also do a sex tape…cuz I’m the kind of guy who is into sex tapes, at any point in a celebrities career…whether at the peak or the tail end when it’s almost too late for them…as watching people fuck is always fucking lovely….and so are these pics of Jennifer Love strapped down proper….

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