I saw the new Twilight trailer the other…it was accidental, I don’t trust that scam bullshit the exploits teens to money make at an outrageous level..

I have never liked Kristen Stewart, I always found her inbred looking and even when she played a teen prostitute with Tony Soprano, I couldn’t jerk off to her…

But they do something with the color on that Twilight shit that makes all these motherfuckers look green, weak, dying and in this case all while pregnant, and bitch was all unable to survive childbirth while looking like she had AIDS and it was erotic as helll….maybe cuz I can relate to dying looking pregnant girls from the hookers I’ve slept with, or maybe cuz she finally embraced what I always saw her as…..even though she doesn’t know me…

Who cares…she’s doing some hollywood walk of fame shit…setting her feet and hands in cement and I’m trying to look up her skirt…and that’s the real point of all this….so try to look up her skirt too…it’ll help make your lonely weekend go by faster..

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