I think the life lesson we can pull from Ashley Tisdale is that if a bitch isn’t fat, an ugly face can go a long way, especially when it’s been made up, modified, operated on to make it more tolerable to look at….but more importantly, that it has been marketed aggressively as being hot, tricking the idiot public into believing that she is in fact a hot bitch…when in reality, she’s just got a fit little body…and when it comes to fucking, the body is really what matters…not that any of you will ever date a bitch like this, she’s got too much of an ego and thinks she’s hot, which is one of the worst thing that can happen to a girl…it brings too much confidence…but the good news is that there’s always the risk of rape…and sometimes that’s just what’s needed to take things down a notch…into a dark self-hating place….and in the meantime…here are her legs.

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