Kate Upton gets so much press because dudes love tits…while all I see is an ass that is gonna catch up to the shit…in what is already a kinda sloppy body despite how hard she probably tries to maintain her body….so I got to talking to a girl yesterday who was on my side….and not cuz she was jealous that Kate Upton makes more guys cum in 5 minutes than she has in her 20 year old life….but cuz she has fucking eyes and can spot the flaws in the over-hype that is her…like her Gummy Smile and not so beautiful face when there aren’t cameras and lights and make-up on her….but at least it’s not her bloated gunt….Anna Nicole Smith the Sequel right here..

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