I am - Victoria Silvstedt's Little Man of the Day

2006

Jun

I am – Victoria Silvstedt's Little Man of the Day

Here’s a little follow-up to my last Victoria Post from 2 days ago. The dude who was eating her out is about 5 ft 2, and dude’s got her smellin his feet while having his way with her. I always found little-big-man syndrome fucking hysterical. I love how these midget motherfuckers are the biggest sexual deviants around.

I think the first time I really noticed little-big-man syndrome was when I was 14 and saw Debbie Does Dallas for the first time. The dude who owned the sports store who slams Debbie in the end of the movie was this little dude who said something like “I was always too small to be on the football team, but was big in other ways”, or some shit, while rockin’ a huge boner.

For the rest of my life, I’d always see little dudes driving around in their expensive cars, or eating at expensive restaurants, with tall,hot, model type girls. If you watched them long enouhg you’d catch them making out, rubbin down the bitch, doing whatever they could to let the people around know that little-big-man owns the bitch.

I guess what it comes down to is that they felt inadequate all their lives and tried to make up for it by makin lots of money for themselves. Now they parade the shit for all to see thinking to themselves “and you laughed at me in high school, look at me now”. It’s a pretty easy formula, hot girls like lots of money, make lots of money, you’ll get the hot girls.

I am 5 ft 6 and was always too lazy to feel inadequate or make a success out of myself. So all you short people reading this, don’t get your 28 inseam pants in a knot. Not all of you are total insecure fucks with lots of money, I would bet that all the short people reading this are actually virgins. That’s the story I heard.

Here are a whole lot of pics from the Silvstedt little man vacation.

UPDATE – I Am – Not Very Creative of the Day

Turns out that a loyal reader found an identical post from 1 year ago, I repeat myself without realizing it. I am a bit of a drunken idiot. That’s all part of my charm.

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