Everytime I see Julianne Hough I see a failed stripper….sure, everytime I see any girl fully clothed, with a career or dreams and ambition, I see a failed stripper….but I especially see it when the girl is a professionally trained dancer….who managed to make it…even though everyone in her life…including herself…would make jokes all those years like “if it doesn’t work out, I’ll become a stripper”….but it did work out and instead of whoring out to multiple men for 10 dollars a song, she’s whoring out for Ryan Seacrest for movie fucking deals…and the whole thing makes absolutely no real sense…because professionally trained dancers are everywhere, and probably more talented and hotter than this…but I guess some of us win lotteries…and others just stay in the fucking housing projects drinking Sizzzzzurp…..collecting welfare checks and food stamps to feed our multiple kids with multiple different people….if you know what I mean…

Julianne Hough wore a bikini…I am not allowed to post the pics, but I can post pics she posted of her feet and link to the bikini pics and that is what I am gonna do ….

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