I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2007

19

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian Pre-Sex Tape Release Event of the Day

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I snuck into a reggae bar the other night, because it was 2 am and I needed a drink and it was the only bar near me. I never really listened to reggae, mainly because I am scared of all black parties and I generally think I am going to get shot when in those places – so I never really got into it. I ended up getting drunk with some Rasta who kept trying to get me to go back to his place to smoke weed. I just wasn’t feeling it, but still tried to dance around with him like I knew what was up.

I feel like that’s kinda what happened to Kim Kardashian. One day she was walking around the ghetto and needed to stop for directions.. Some dude who was rapping on the corner was all like “hey big tits in the benz, come inside and film this sex tape” and she couldn’t resist.

When you’re a rich kid, hanging with ghetto thugs is exciting, but making a sex tape with them is even more exciting.

I guess the only problem with my ghetto thug story is that the dude in her sex tape is that he is whiter than you are. He went to private school and has table manners, he just pretend he doesn’t when he’s eating her box.

I am still waiting for that tape to be released and in the meantime look at these pics of her and some chick I assume is her sister….

Bonus – Another Event this Weekend..

If you want to see her pussy video clip GO

If you want to see the other 2 released clips GO

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