I am not the kind of virgin loser who likes comparing hot pussy I’ve never met but would love to make sweet love to and write poetry about….you know the kind of romance that great American love stories are made of…..you know in a Who Would You Rather Do dorm room or mom’s basement or World of Warcraft Chatroom hypothetical, more fantay than all of their hobbies combined situation…I find it lame, obvious, redundant, boring conversaton cuz these bitches don’t know us, will never know us, and choosing between two hot pussies is a retarded concept that makes no sense, when I’d rathre do a cardbord cutout of one of them, than the toothless crackwhores I actually fuck, who I choose based on price….cuz lets face it, fucking anything that I can actually fuck is my fucking choice…..

Here are a couple of pics of them from twitter – not in bikinis….if you like faces as much as I like cumming on faces…

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