Scarlett Johansson….who is old, overrated, a mom, kinda ugly looking in her everyday life, but still celebrated, still busty in a push up bra, still seen as a hot celebrity people love, and she’s in a new movie, doing press, doing photoshoots, and showing off her tits, because the rest of her “old hollywood” glam scam is less interesting than it once was….

We can assume she in one of her last roles as the hot chick, but that doesn’t mean she’s not hilarious…

I mean her most recent publicity stunt was saying she doesn’t believe in Monogamy in a magazine, before filing for divorce or whatever from her dude, all in the span of a week and that’s some bitchy gangster shit that I find kind of hot…and hilarious…so she’s obviously not all that bad…her tits are proof of that…overrated or not….they are still tits and should be stared at and jerked off to accordingly..

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