Scarlett Johansson is fucking old and tired looking…

Slutty dress or not….she’s just fucking done…

It’s nice to be reminded that life is finite – and even if your spirit lives on – which I doubt it does…you face can’t keep up and eventually crashes and burns.

I always thought she was overrated, but she’s managed to have a good run, dudes still obsess over her…so maybe, that’s all there is to it….trick the retards and their loyalty will keep getting you cast in bullshit….despite you being broken down, expired milk…of a mom.

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Scarlett Johansson….who is old, overrated, a mom, kinda ugly looking in her everyday life, but still celebrated, still busty in a push up bra, still seen as a hot celebrity people love, and she’s in a new movie, doing press, doing photoshoots, and showing off her tits, because the rest of her “old hollywood” glam scam is less interesting than it once was….

We can assume she in one of her last roles as the hot chick, but that doesn’t mean she’s not hilarious…

I mean her most recent publicity stunt was saying she doesn’t believe in Monogamy in a magazine, before filing for divorce or whatever from her dude, all in the span of a week and that’s some bitchy gangster shit that I find kind of hot…and hilarious…so she’s obviously not all that bad…her tits are proof of that…overrated or not….they are still tits and should be stared at and jerked off to accordingly..

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Blockbuster queen, who probably should have been left doing low budget Indie movies, instead of becoming this massive star who can’t act….is still a fetish to dudes everywhere who just find her really hot, a natural beauty, amazing…all because they can’t get over the past and move the fuck on…

She’s old, she’s not a hot young actress I want to see doing anything hot or young, and yet she’s booking blockbusters…like Ghost of a Shell or whatever the fuck this is, it’s nerd videogame shit that I don’t really understand or care to understand…

I just know that the shell is whatever they are trying to present at SCARJO….it’s seems like CGI, you know, turning her into some kind of videogame…because the mom aged, too rich and famous to give a fuck, movie companies trying to fill seats using names…doesn’t look anything like this…I mean..it looks like a fucking cartoon, which is also something you jerk off to so – let’s merge it all together and have some Cartoon Johansson for the real socially awkward weridos…right…

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Playboy tried to pull a Sports Illustrated, you know get a bunch of press their huge announcement that they will go back to nudity they never left and take their SFW attempt at Instagram style photos that have no nudity…while instagram has nudity….and throw it out the window…because it was a terrible idea…

That whole no nipple in Playboy when nipples are everywhere in the mainstream…people are beyond hating on nipples…and Playboy despite having a brand of classy nudes to uphold…didn’t stay consistent like idiots….and did that no nipple….

Only to bring back the nipple with 3-4 models I’ve never heard of and I do this all day..but assume I can find naked on their model mayhem accounts…

While doing this Scarlett Johannson shoot for the same nudity issue of Playboy…in their whole “Look at us we’re back”…without geetting the one person we’d want to see nude…nude…

They launched the magazine with unseen Marilyn Monroe nudes – in an era you never saw Marilyn Monroe naked…and she was a huge fucking star…they’ve had so many other non nude actors get nude…THAT WAS THE POINT OF THEM….so instead of using Scar Jo and her already seen thanks to her sexting nudes…and convincing her with a fat check to get nude….they did some lesbian gym teach on photo day shoot with her…

What the fuck is wrong with this people…unreal…

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Overrated Scarlett Johannson who is in every major Blockbuster, and no one actually knows why wants you to know “Just because I’m the top-grossing actress of all time does not mean I’m the highest paid. I’ve had to fight for everything that I have. It’s such a fickle and political industry.”…..one that created a star out an average at best talent….

She also wants you to know that despite making millions she gets paid less than men – the struggle is real – but she’s smart enough to diffuse it onto real women not girls like her living some bullshit lie “women in all positions struggle for equality. It’s always an uphill battle and fight. My experience with my close female friends and family is that the struggle is real for everybody. Everyone has been discriminated against or harassed—sexism is real”

She also wants you to know that she likes talking about vaginas “I want to talk about what’s happening with your vagina. I want to know why it hates you or whatever. I want to compare and contrast notes. I want to talk about sex and all that stuff.”

I never read these things, so this is one of my first summaries of the interview that goes with the photoshoot you can’t jerk off to….

Because our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….not nearly as interesting as she used to be…which for the record wasn’t ever than interesting…but she happened…and here are the pics from some photoshoot that happened…as she promotes some bullshit overhyped movie…as she does…

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Scarlett Johansson has always bored me. I understood her face, I remember when she first appeared on the scene, I’ve seen a bunch of movies she’s played herself in, with her raspy voice, and I just never cared about her pudgy, big tits, when there are so many amazing tits that are in my day to day, and the need to fixate on some actress tits I can’t actually pay to suck because I am not a billionare, is just dull…

The highlight of her public life was when her nude selfies leaked, just reminding us all that she’s a slut, which we knew due to her career choices…and now as a mom, washed up, old, dumpy girl in a superficial world where there are YOUNG girls around…we don’t need her, but I guess COSMO owes her PR team a favor or it’s part of an ad deal promoting a movie…but either way, she peaked 5 years ago…this shit’s dull…and I’ll post it anyway..

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