Playboy tried to pull a Sports Illustrated, you know get a bunch of press their huge announcement that they will go back to nudity they never left and take their SFW attempt at Instagram style photos that have no nudity…while instagram has nudity….and throw it out the window…because it was a terrible idea…

That whole no nipple in Playboy when nipples are everywhere in the mainstream…people are beyond hating on nipples…and Playboy despite having a brand of classy nudes to uphold…didn’t stay consistent like idiots….and did that no nipple….

Only to bring back the nipple with 3-4 models I’ve never heard of and I do this all day..but assume I can find naked on their model mayhem accounts…

While doing this Scarlett Johannson shoot for the same nudity issue of Playboy…in their whole “Look at us we’re back”…without geetting the one person we’d want to see nude…nude…

They launched the magazine with unseen Marilyn Monroe nudes – in an era you never saw Marilyn Monroe naked…and she was a huge fucking star…they’ve had so many other non nude actors get nude…THAT WAS THE POINT OF THEM….so instead of using Scar Jo and her already seen thanks to her sexting nudes…and convincing her with a fat check to get nude….they did some lesbian gym teach on photo day shoot with her…

What the fuck is wrong with this people…unreal…

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