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Scarlett Johansson in Marie Claire of the Day


Overrated Scarlett Johannson who is in every major Blockbuster, and no one actually knows why wants you to know “Just because I’m the top-grossing actress of all time does not mean I’m the highest paid. I’ve had to fight for everything that I have. It’s such a fickle and political industry.”…..one that created a star out an average at best talent….

She also wants you to know that despite making millions she gets paid less than men – the struggle is real – but she’s smart enough to diffuse it onto real women not girls like her living some bullshit lie “women in all positions struggle for equality. It’s always an uphill battle and fight. My experience with my close female friends and family is that the struggle is real for everybody. Everyone has been discriminated against or harassed—sexism is real”

She also wants you to know that she likes talking about vaginas “I want to talk about what’s happening with your vagina. I want to know why it hates you or whatever. I want to compare and contrast notes. I want to talk about sex and all that stuff.”

I never read these things, so this is one of my first summaries of the interview that goes with the photoshoot you can’t jerk off to….

Because our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….not nearly as interesting as she used to be…which for the record wasn’t ever than interesting…but she happened…and here are the pics from some photoshoot that happened…as she promotes some bullshit overhyped movie…as she does…

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