Chad Kroeger……the surfer….from San Clemente California…the home of such important people as Richard Nixon, Anastasia Ashley and Paul Walker…for a while before he died….has campaigned the Southern Orange County city council to erect a Paul Walker statue on their Pier…because of the valuable life lessons he’s learned and we can all learn from Paul Walker…in Fast and the Furious..like bedding his rivals sister….and other ridiculousness.

I find the whole thing brilliant, living the American dream from surfing to city council in an hour…dressed like a clown…perfect.

I also feel a tie to Paul Walker and think he deserves a statue, the people at Warner Brothers who milk the hell out of him should probably fund it though, seeing as they have erections for him….and his death…which funny enough, killed my linking partnership with TMZ, because I called him a Sex Offender, for dating his Mormon wife when she was 15 or 16…which would warrant a non celebrity being called a sex offender…

But TMZ is owned by WB, and so was Paul Walker and Fast and the Furious and as they were writing Paul Walker death stories all week, since it was fed to them by his management because they were both owned by the same people….my link popped up and boom end of an era….

So let’s immortalize that in San Clemente..and give this Chad dude who a TV show or movie of his own…the 90s surfer in 2017…thanks to great San Clemente camera equipment while everyone is too busy surfing to update technology.

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