There are a few things going on in these pictures of 30 something year old Ashley Tisdale…no longer a high school musical actor…currently a wife who still goes to the gym but not enough because her face is mangled, her body is everything and it is falling apart or maybe she has a pregnant bump budding which would make sense because she might as well give the fuck up and retreat to her rich person compound where she lives with her husband…it’s the only thing that makes sense when it comes to marriage…when you’re sitting on a pile of money I’d argue she doesn’t really deserve but that allows her to do nothing all day…but fuck..

Which reminds me of my new comment on social media pics of girls in bikinis..I say “congrats on the pregnancy, it barely shows”….you know the subtle dis knowing they aren’t pregnant – but presented in a sweet way…that bitches can’t get mad at…

The other thing going on in this pic is her armpit…which is something I have a weird fetish for and don’t know…

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