Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simpler, because the world was always relatively shitty, but I guess a time when we had limited options.

Or maybe Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did….I guess American Beauty was it….

She’s making a comeback, I just trolled her instagram where she’s got very few fans, but that she updates…and not only is she doing a celebrity episode of American Ninja warrior but she’s also in a show with Alicia Silverstone called American Woman…

BECAUSE apparently she can’t to things without the word AMERICAN in it….Patriotic.

Well, here she is looking less Alien than usual, maybe it is the hard nipples distracting me, or maybe it’s the angle, or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got so much fucking make-up on, we’re talking layers of make-up that make me think she may actual be an alien and her mask is falling apart….

Or she’s human and just getting old…but hard nipples happened regardless…and that’s what actually matters….because she’s still Mena Suvari and that means she still matters to me…

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