Hailey Baldwin’s rocking a cute pink one piece bathing suit in Maimi, where you can see her both giving herself a cameltoe becuase she knows it’s hot…and a stream of water running off her cunt – that makes it look like she’s pissing herself…BOTH amazing things to find in some staged paparazzi pics, you know she staged, not because the paparazzi aren’t hungry for pics of anyone they can get rolling through Miami, but because the people in the paparazzi pics are hugnrier…and call these dudes to tip them off…

The thing with all these vapid, spoiled, entitled, trust fund babies who are finding work as models, because the public and the marketing people are lazy, is that despite being annoying, or useless in the grand scheme of things, because they choose bikini pics over school, instagram follows over substance, and attention craving over actually doing anything good in the world, because ultimately, they can be anywhere – fucking nursing AIDS babies or feeding the homeless..they could be fighting whale hunters or throwing money into a giant freezer to keep the polar ice caps frozen…yet they are in Miami lookin cute in a one piece, giving themselves cameltoes as water streams off their cunt like they are peeing…wonderful…

Out of the group, Hadid / Jenner / whoever else latches onto to this like it was the only tribal woman lactating in the tribe during famine….

Hailey Baldwin is my favorite…. I am sure that means a lot to her…in a world where she’s always second or third tier…

HERE SHE IS FOR VOGUE JAPAN!

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