I always forget that Nascar doesn’t only exist, it is fucking huge, I just don’t fuck with it, probably because I don’t live in a trailer park, or some shitty middle of the road, blue collar subdivision, that just writing about depresses me, knowing exactly what Nascar fans and their wives look like…

You know, I’m ghetto, I’m broke, I don’t crave the finer things in life, but I know I’m a degenerate, it’s these white folk, who think they are living the dream in their folding lawn chairs eating corn meal casserole, drinking cheap beer they got on sale at Walmart..where the lowest price is the law…

But Nascar does exist, and Danica Patrick is the pussy driver with a pussy in the sport that all you trash can jerk off to as she posts shameless pictures doing poses in a bikini because she thinks she has a hot body…and she knows that you will too…better than any of the strippers you get lap dances from after a long day at the mill…right.

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