Maggie Gyllenhaal is disgusting to look at, but she has connected parents – so she exists…and I liked her in Secretary, because looks don’t matter when you’re selling the dream of owning a woman obsessed with you to the point she’s pissing herself to apease you…it’s nice…romance really…

She’s showing panties on set, panties I’d assume she borrowed from her cross dressing brother….

Some of you don’t know this, I mean assuming anyone is there, but Jake Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. This was a long fucking time ago, when I left the house, but he was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….while other people were eating…and the bus boy or line chef told me that he was doing it everynight and fucking obnoxious in his “look at me” way….I told the guy that I bet I could make him mad and I walked up to him, he bend down eagerly like i was going to ask him to sign an autograph on my anus with his tongue, and asked if he was the guy who killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I don’t even know what that means, but I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, flailing his arms around, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was banging pretty….aggressively…like a mental case….who hits girls…

It was a story that got on all the mainstream media, probably my peak, then his legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and the media followed their story, I was made out to be this predator fame whore troll, when really I was just trying to piss off a little brat….if I was actually trying to capitalize on it…I would have filmed the shit..you know cellphones did have cameras back then….poor planning really…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story….

And here is his sister’s pussy shot to remind me of how much of a pussy he was…

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