Miley Cyrus is looking a little chubbier than she’s ever been, which probably means she’s pregnant, like a good little country girl, no one actually cares about, but may actually buy into, because they like the storyline of one of their own making it in America, despite being raised in LA and working for Disney at a young age, before being a clickbait, half naked, or really full naked, “artist” pushing the limits of her sexuality and crossing the line of mainstream and porn, which makes her sound more important than she is, but really it was just a young girl being like other young girls on tumblr, trying to be weird, in efforts to get attention, have some meaning, to make people care or think she has depth…

It’s like when a trust fund kid goes on a world tour for three years on his trust fund…you know the most obnoxious and phony self discovery…that will lead to you hearing nonsense stories about them “roughing it”….

It’s not that rich people can find meaning, purpose, or identity..it’s that it’s all fake, bullshit, that they don’t realize is bullshit..

Only in Miley’s case, we got to see her cunt.

Either way, she’s playing the country angel, trying to be all american on The Voice, reaching that hick audience that still watches the TV…and every chance she gets she talks about how country she is, that Dolly is her Godmother, shit like that…when really, girl…we know you’re just baiting us, trying to make money off us, and that you’re a lie..

The fact she’s in a BIKINI…proves she’s a lie…if this was at the peak of her marketing herself, she’d have a clownsuit on with a tail butt plug in…

But now all of a sudden she’s wholesome…come the fuck on…

The gossip is she got married to her dude on this trip and who cares…seriously, this doesn’t matter.

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