Heidi Montag may no longer be relevant, her show has been off the air for a long time, she’s likely burned through most of her money, either on plastic surgery or crystals she was apparently addicted to, but she’s still Heidi Montag…

A personality from a moment in our pop culture history, and along with her and her husband Spencer, they have reproduced, hoping that maybe they have a second chance at this celebrity life, while making fun of their celebrity life….but more importantly, by posting up a titty breast feeding pic for femininity, empowerment and the perverts who like seeing monster fake tits get sucked on, like the milk ducts still work, even if they don’t cuz she went too damn big…

I remember always loving the whole breast feeding in public thing, and always was confused when people started protesting for the right to breast feed in public, as i’ve seen it in malls, starbucks, mcdonalds, the street, sometimes more than one place in one day, cuz women apparently like to reproduce, and whenever I see it, I get JAZZED, cuz it means I’l see some TITTY…

I don’t leave the house much, but just the other day I saw a busty hot young mom getting her titty sucked in the back seat of the car and I made eye contact and nodded in a HELL yeah kind of way…because HELL YEAH…

ANd here’s Heidi Montag, speaking to that!

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