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2018

16

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood is Hot and Oiled Up of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood gets the short end of the stick, and I am not talking about Ryan Seacrest’s dick, back when he bought her tits and got her into TV hosting like she was Olivia Munn, only instead of going on the a thirsty attention seeking film career like Olivia Munn, she faded away back in Oregon where she came back harder than ever on her instagram with constant daily amazing pics in amazing places because despite her unnatural tits she likes being naked in nature…and it makes for some epic hikes, epic adventures, some VAN LIFE good times, all filled with nudity…and I’m a huge fan…despite her being in her mid 30s…

But despite all her following, she doesn’t get any of the brand deals all these other whores get, who don’t do nearly as much great content as she does….

So she’s forced to Patreon like I have been forced to patreon – (SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER CLICK HERE ) only I assume she gets followers…

Her feed is magical…her following huge…her celebrity there…but always a playboy chick…

While Kim Kardashian literally as a porno tape with a porno company and bitch is in VOGUE…being a fat vapid cunt…

The world is UNFAIR.

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