Sure, Elle Macpherson’s old lady ass is kind of looking like it’s melted into her lower back, as asses tend to do when it loses any muscle mass and turns 55 years old, but Elle Macpherson will never be too old for me, even though she’s old, especially since she’s still skinnier / fit enough / starved out harder than most women these days thanks to all the laziness, sitting, bad eating, and ability to photoshop themselves….

BUT…the reason I feel an emotional attachment to her is pretty simple, in 1989, she was the bikini issue from Sports Illustrated when it mattered, this babe was the hot Australian star, and I came across the VHS

Needless to say, Elle Macpherson and I spent many hours together, this was an era before porn and was a magical connection between us, she never knew I existed, but I sexualized the fuck out of her as I was instructed to do by the content she produced…

So even if she was as basic as the girls doing the same thing today, it was my first brush with it and it seems pure, authentic, and amazing and for that reason alone…I will always hold a special place in my heart for Elle…

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