Here’s skinny Karlie Kloss…Victoria’s Secret Angel….who was actually pretty successful prior to being recruited to Victoria’s Secret last year….to fill their American Model quota….because they can’t just exploit immigrants like a hotel chain or kitchen at a fancy restaurant…they have to pepper it with legitimate legal workers for fear that their evil mid-western Jewish owned but Christian friendly…I’m talking photoshopped vagina and nipples out of the half nakedness to avoid controversy in their door to door catalogs that might as well be porn based on how many bored husbands and teenage boys jerk off to it….cuz the women in their lives sure don’t look like this…..but we can dress them up like this….in a lipstick on a pig strategy that doesn’t really work but that makes the corporation 10 billion dollars a year in sales….

That said…here she is in a bikini for their Swim collection…I like her awkwardness….and silly hair…

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