Bella Thorne posted up this picture of her in a bikini, which I guess is pretty standard for instagram, the hub of bikini pics, because that’s really the only reason social media ever worked, it was this place where people you had never seen in bikinis, would post their bikinis, giving you the opportunity to see them in a bikini and jerk off to them in bikinis, knowing that it was something special…something everyday women understood was a way for them to feel good about themselves and allow them to show off their bodies and be jerked off to.

Well, standard or not, people still like seeing a bitch in a bikini, whether she’s famous or not, or whether she’s created that fame via being half naked and other tactical moves she was taught by her mom who clearly really wanted famous kids..

Point being, that bikini pics or not, she’s relevant, she’s current, she’s making money and selling product to kids…all while coming across as a crackhead about to fucking crack, and I’m looking forward to that, I don’t like when manic episodes last too long…I like when they happen, we see them, then the crash and burn and disappear happens, so that other shameless sluts can move in on it…and have their time to shine and dive….

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