Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

2018

Jul

It’s Swim Week in Miami, which may be over by now, seeing as it is Monday, even if everyday sort of blends into the next when you’re an obese jobless loser…as all these women sort of blend into each other because they are doing the same hustle…while these ones who were famous for bikinis before instagram still exist…but the aging process of them getting doughy at 30 becomes far less interesting…

Instagram hit big in 2013-2014, so that’s 4 or 5 years ago, and they were already famous for being in bikinis at the time, so they were probably in their mid to late 20s pretending to be in their early 20s and now 4-5 years later likely in their mid to late 30s…are starting to look like they are in their early 30s…pretending to be 30 because they have to commit to their fake age but the body has a more challenging time at that…it’s a bad liar….