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2018

09

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Cankles of the Day

I’ve been supportive of Lily Rose Depp and her spoiled brat rich kid, entitled as fuck, trying to make a name for herself living in one of her dad’s LA homes, even though the world is her Oyster, they have houses everywhere, yet LA is where she decides to settle…I mean she’s got a Euro Passport and could be in France or Spain or Greece or Italy, but why do that…when you can be amongst all the fame whores and paparazzi trying to perpetuate some bullshit storyline that is pop culture….

I’ve been to LA, and it’s some Disney Land plastic garbage that takes 1.5 hours to get anywhere, one giant concrete strip mall, with no fucking appeal unless you’re at the beach…while NONE of these people are at the beach..they are in the asshole that is Hollywood….

That said, in unrelated news, since the inception of Lily Rose Depp, coming out on her own to show the world she exists…I have noticed one thing about her…one thing I’ve ignored, despite typically being a bully who focuses on all the flaws of these flawed humans we celebrate for no reason other than marketing….

That flaw is the worst Flaw of all…one you can’t get face injections to fix….it’s a structural thing…

That flaw is Cankles….

This bitch has cankles…and I’ve seen them from day one, noticed them, ignore them..but like anyone who’s fucked a bitch with cankles know…you can’t ignore that shit forever…eventually it haunts you…

I am haunted by them…

The cute Johnny Depp daughter…is now just one big cankle to me…

Tragedy has struck, not in a mass shooting, not in a mass outbreak of disease…but in one potentially hot rich girl’s lower leg….let’s mourn that shit…candle light vigil that shit….

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This is her anguished in sadness because she’s dealing with cankles…and bitch knows…there is nothing you can do, but luckily…you’re rich…

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