The funniest thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform….

I once drunkenly walked into some party someone invited me to and I saw this fat girl dancing around making the dumbest sounds with the shittiest of music…to which I thought to myself “What is this low level pop act and why is it in a night club”…before realizing that everything is pop now, nothing has soul, it’s all commercial shit to sell product to idiot drones drunk on Youtube Videos and instagram…

But those girls participating in the clickbait, soulless clickbait, luckily are aware that the key to low substance content is showing tit…

Charli XCX shows tit, hence why she exists, and is allowed to sing garbage music to garbage people and make a life out of it.

The world…one vapid, pile of shit that doesn’t inspire….but at least there are tits to distract us all.

Thanks Charli XCX for being a whore….who knows that if cocksucking happens….the other details don’t really matter cuz we’re drunk on endorphines from cumming.

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