Nina Agdal is a full retard. Like full downs syndrome….but she pretends she’s not, even though she clearly looks like she is, and you can try to hide that retardness, but you can’t fool us all…clever retard..

You may remember her as the first Sports Illustrated model with Downs Syndrome….who never advertised her handicap because she’s handicapable…she went on to be Leo’s first Downs Syndrome girlfriend because rich people are fucking weird and when hot pussy is thrown their way enough – they need variety – it’s the spice of life…

Well she got dumped, because no one wants to marry a retard gold digging opportunist slut, and has gone onto other rich guys who like the idea of a retard swim model…and now she’s at Burning Man…a total burner dude..

I have opinions of how lame or terrifying and uninteresting something like Burning man is to me…it’s the worst sort of nightmare..being in the desert camping with a bunch fucking rich assholes trying to find spirituality half naked….a creative hub for rich people who lack creativity or vision…an excuse to do psychedelics…just a sci/fi movie I want nothing to do with…..

But I am sure people have fun, people who go talk about it all the time, I’m more into being in the desert alone than with 20,000 rich people and instagram sluts.

It’s nice to see in their fake hippie, fake community, soon to brand sponsored shit…they are so inclusive and accepting they make it accessible for retards like Nina Agdal…the full retard….

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