Jessica Simpson is pregnant for the third or fourth time, and you know what that means, her monster mom tits are about to get substantially bigger…because if there’s one thing we know about Jessica Simpson beyond that she has huge tits, it’s that this girl blows the fuck up and eats the fuck up when she gets pregnant…after the first pregnant she was carrying 100 pounds of fat for years…until her dad or management got her 1,000,000 dollar deal to lose it…something even the richest billionaire could use as a motivator…if they actually want to lose weight.

Maybe the government needs to pay out all money they spend due to the financial strain obesity has on society…give that money back out to the fat people in dollars not in medicine for their diseases from being fat…I am sure at least 50% of them would try to lose the weight…for a while… before realizing they are lazy fucks and that’s why they are fat in the first place and they like being fat…so they go back to fat…..like Jessica Simpson is about to do….

Just look at her showing off her baked goods she’s eating up….to help relate to her Walmart Shopping fanbase….an easy to manipulate crowd if you’re fat and white and famous….

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