Miley Cyrus is a Thanksgiving Miracle, not because she survived her home burning in one of the Woolsey Camp Fires that didn’t kill enough garbage celebrities, but rather just gave them opportunities for sympathy from idiots who think Celebs are human, and the insurance companies they plan to rip off…

But a Thanksgiving miracle thanks to living that American Dream you all fought for in all the wars building up to American Freedom….because she was just a rich kid with a dream, a connected rich kid with a dream, who thanks to her dad being a One Hit Wonder Hick, was able to be sold off to the execs at Disney. Sexualized in their office as they do, and presented to the world as this character, totally accessible, safe for work, white girl with a barely clever premise, but it was designed for kids, not the perverts who decided Miley was hot and watched the show too…

Well…she was able to rebrand herself by getting naked at her own will, thanks to her marketing team team, taking ownership of her pussy by showing us all her pussy, totally unnecessary, but she did it anyway…and inspired so many other people to get naked…changing the whole course of the content girls produced…taking nude on the internet to the mainstream.

If that’s not a Thanksgiving Miracle Worth Giving Thanks To…I don’t know what is.

These pics of her recently surfaced, so I figure I’ll post them as a THROWBACK thursday.

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