I didn’t think Mormons celebrated modern holidays, or is that Jehovahs, I can’t tell the door to door friends I like to traumatize by answering my door nude, or in condom, apart…..I just know they are the fucking worst when they come knocking and projecting their bullshit religion on us in some pilgrimage that offends me….you know kind of like how the Europeans came into North America with their bullshit ideas that they decided to shove down the throats of the Indians before stealing their land….

Not that Julianne Hough is still a Mormon, I assume she’s turned her back on that church after having a sexual relationship with her brother, as Mormons do, you know keep it in the church, and family…when your family has decided you are both dance partners at the age of 9 and decide to fully commit to that…and you are sent to the UK to live in this foreign land with your brother to further your dance training…something that should have ended in her being a stripper…but instead got her to Hollywood…where she chose the fuck Cokehead Ryan Seacrest cuz he looked like her gay brother….life…

Unless this is just Rumspringa….you know those Mormons dress like Pilgrims….so it makes sense that she’d be out there being naughty on Thanksgiving for her people.

Crazy mormons…

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