Dakota Johnson is my least favorite celebrity child. I just don’t find her hot, even when her pants are getting eaten by her pussy, she’s boring….

50 Shades of Grey cuz your grandma sucked Hitchcock off, before her mom was raised to suck everyone off, and in some cocaine fueled 80s party she let Don Johnson from Miami Vice fame cum up inside her to create this pussy that would grow up into a legging eating pussy….who makes money of her own thanks to three generations of dick sucking….in the exclusive hollywood industry…

That’s all I gotta say about that.

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