Good thing everyone is classy and doesn’t get naked to sell product, so that when they do get half naked, we can collectively jump up and down with our boners in our hands like a bunch of circle jerking gamers from the Sci/Fi club at the local college watching Star Trek parody porn on a Friday night because they may be losers, but at least they have each other…
It’s almost boring, and that could be my fat man high estrogen / lower testosterone speaking, or maybe it’s my Rihanna is old and fat get someone else naked speaking…but I can say that out of all the starlets, she’s one who should get naked since she worked as a hooker for tourists in Barbados before she got famous, it’s how she got famous…I have insiders in Barbados who told me.
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