Her name is Ellie Goulding….she was a hipster popstar from the UK who had one hit in America..and who continues to exist all these years later…thanks to only needing one hit to exist…

It’s like people spend a life trying to build out some big idea, or do something great…working away, slaving in some cases…often times for people who don’t even give a shit about them…you know the company owners…when all you need is one fucking hit…that requires zero fucking skill…it can even just be a viral video…you don’t even need to know how to sing…and if you’re a girl…do it with your tits out….get that fucking money so you can ELLIE GOULDING and just cruise through the rest of her fucking life accomplishing zero, cuz she’s already got that one hit…

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