Scarlett Johansson is one of those celebrities that was famous before the internet, so she’s not out there relentlessly producing content to shove down our throats, so we virtually forget she exists, until she has a shitty movie to promote, than she is everywhere.

It is probably a good tactic, because we don’t have to experience her demise on a daily basis, that can negatively effect a woman, but watching her rot out daily on social media would make seeing her expired far less shocking, you know like watching a pot of water boil, shit is gradual….

With her tactic, it’s like “fuck she used to be Scarlett Johansson”….and now she’s “Old Scarlett Johansson”….

I remember when she first appeared on the scene, I remember when the studios decided she was the next big thing, I remember when I saw she had 10 movies on IMDB in production before she even went officially mainstream and I knew she was dialled in somewhere with someone who wanted her to win….and she won…

This is her now….pretty depressing how life plays out for all of us. Looking at her is a reminder of our own mortality. No longer 20 with the world ahead of us, now older with our failures or in her case her wins behind us….

Here she is eating hot wings promoting her bullshit CLICK HERE

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