People call them pokies, I used to call them NIP-ON…titty boners…is she cold or is she turned on…who knows…she’s in her 50s, retired and I guess making an appearance to remind you that she has sex with one of the Good Charlotte twins, and if that isn’t embarrassing, considering she’s Cameron Diaz and could be with anyone who doesn’t look like teen angst from the 90s at the mall in the midewest trying to be cool….but I guess she’s too fucking old to really know what cool is.

I wonder how much netflix has been throwing at her to get her back on screen acting as the old and tired love interest…..because people like nostalgia…and want that comeback tour….you know since she’s Cameron Diaz…

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