Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

2019

Aug

Ireland Baldwin looks like a real fucking monster with her giant corn on the cob, because she’s a fucking monster and a giant corn on the cob is the only thing that makes sense at feeding time for a monster..

I’ve heard she’s pushing 7 feet tall…and despite being a huge size…is still a fucking identity crisis full of Prison tats and cries for attention after her in and out of rehab stint that comes from a life that is too good, too cushy, too spoiled.

I think we can collectively agree that that corn cob is better suited as a dildo, cuz as the meme says, anything is a dildo if you try hard enough, and this looks like a good size for a gil as big as her, but also it’s not dick shaped so it speaks to her lesbian agenda cuz if you remember …she had a minute of lesbianism…..which was also an identity crisis…

ENJOY.