Thanks to Salma Hayek’s awesome tits, and her legal immigration, not border tunnelling, she has been able to live the American Dream of being a well paid actor…..how funny that America’s dream is to be a vapid cunt in movies…but I guess that’s how the culture worked itself out…

So now, the connected celebrity and her Mexican tits that got her work, gets to flaunt her tits.

This could have otherwise ended with her working a Tortilla stand in Mexico for American sun burned tourists…or getting arrested when trying to tunnel into America…..or fly into America as a tourist only to never leave….working under fake Social Security….and eventually getting caught and deported….but instead she married a billionaire and gets to dance around with the monster tits….a happy ending…for some monster tits….and not monster cuz she’s Mexican…I’m half Mexican…Monster cuz they are big and I want them to terrorize, if not kill me through suffocation like I was Anthony Burdain only my bathrobe belt is these TITS…Billionaire tits.

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