Rihanna has been rumored to be pregnant and by the looks of this it looks like she was one of those Prom girl who threw her kid out in the dumpster who no one knew she was pregnant.

Here she is posing with a kid, a kid that must be hers after her doctor’s visit, showing off her post pregnant body in a bikini, because that’s what the tabloids told me.

The whole thing would explain why she went out partying this weekend,you know to celebrate the birth of her child now that she can, not that I think pregnancy is something that would stop Rihanna from hard drinking, but then again, I could be totally wrong about this little Chris Brown situation. I hate generally babies, they freak me out, so I can’t distinguish their ages, especially when they are black, because I feel like black babies, like black adults, are built bigger, stronger and ready to be pro athletes than white babies.

All this to say, she’s posing in her bikini for the internet, and that’s all that matters to me.

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