If I was to describe social media to some one, it would probably include a line about how it’s a place for women to demonstrate humping the air and pretend that it is for fitness, so that you don’t need to leave your house and go to a gym to get your fix, you can get it at the comfort of your own home, cuz we are all about an inch deep and require really basic sparkling things to keep us entertained….we don’t need produced TV, or talking, we just need a bitch famous from being on produced TV and talking to hump the fucking air, the way she got pregnant, with her bolt ons standing straight up….

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