Jessica Alba Getting Wet of the Day

2019

Aug

Jessica Alba your favorite billionaire pervert is out here doing bikini/ bathing suit photoshoots like it was 15 years ago and she wasn’t 15 years older….because when you spend your adult life being told you’re the hottest thing out there, despite being totally unmemorable in every single movie she’s ever done, she’s almost a clickbait weirdo before the internet existed, it’s like hype for nothing…then she went and started a scam wellness company, on some AMWAY level of “let’s sell everything and pretend it is organic”….when it isn’t organic…is now worth a billion dollars…and the ego is either huge, doing shit like this, or maybe she’s well aware of being old, and knows she look alright but is still old, and is doing it for more money….cuz some of these egos are just in it for the money.

Either way, she’s still a half naked, photoshopped, but your ALBA dreams can live on another day…you sick, old, outdated fuck…