Helena Christensen is doing some zombie in nature shoot – that we can assume is for some upcoming unannounced horror project called “hot Victoria’s Secret models from the 90s turn into old ladies but are in denial of that fact due to a weird virus that has infiltrated the entertainment industry making these vain and narcissistic people decide that fact, basic biology is totally unaccepted as a concept, and thus they must work out, starve out, and jack up the muppet faces with injections”….

The modern zombie doesn’t eat brains and still looks good enough to fuck, but they are dead on the inside, not like the hipster kids on social trying to be deep are saying they are dead on the inside, but that her organs are all expired, menopaused, dried out and possibly smell.

At least she’s not fat.

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